Jonnis

Johannes "Jonnis" är svenska och förtjänar därför inte en beskrivning. knulla dig.

Backstory
Jonnis is a man who's traveled from a completely different realm to the OG pink neighbours where the laws of space and time is utterly divergent from this universe.

Prior to the Dark Ages
The exotic man known as Johannes found himself on a newly discovered planet in the Svíþjóð realm. There was so far no signs of any intelligent life. Only marred and miserable cries for help, but nothing could be done. Not even the great Johannes could cure the retardedness of these milksops. He happened to bump into a goblin named Eddie. Eddie wasn't necessarily more perspicacious than the others but he was certainly better at conveying his thoughts. He introduced Johannes to the democratically chosen leader of the planet. His name was Gabriel and he was considered a god and an angel to the milksops on this sad, sad planet.

The three very dissimilar companions continued living their luxurious lives on the planet for years to come. During these years Johannes also got to know Mulle Meck and Moses. Mr. Meck was a self chosen outcasted gorilla who lived underground, near the core of the planet, where he would perform all sorts of experiments. Moses was Gabriels left hand. He was the greatest philosophical thinker in all of Svíþjóð. Some would compare him to the modern day Martin Luther King. Moses would not be very present in Johannes' life further on but appears in a few events.

Johannes would later on meet two new members of his friend group. Danne "Steelhead" the wanker and William "Willmutt" the hamster. These were two perfect additions to the bracket.

Dark Ages
Once upon a time, Jonnis was gaming the popular videogame Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. He was playing on a retake server and pwned some n00bs. He then saw a message in his peripherals. It was some fucking mongoloid spamming the invite link to Seven Deadly Dabs of Liam and telling people to join. Johannes felt tempted. This could generate som funny, he thought and joined the voice channel. He enjoyed talking with these blokes and continued joining daily and became a part of the pink neighbours.

Trivia

 * He is not going to touch his genitals for a month, because the internet said so.